~Innocently Evil~: Archive

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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Snooki's pregnant.

kristinelovesknoxville: Who gives a shit? ^^ Leave the poor girl alone. For real. People are so stupid, you should worry about yourself and not her. Oh? XD She is? Lmao I am so unaware of everything. -shrugs- Oh well, lol. xD I don’t watch Jersey Shore so… lol.

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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay 
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE

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Partying with friends: →

funniest10k: Expectations: Reality: Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

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My life in a nutshell

me: I should go shower now
 (five minutes later)
 (another five minutes later)
 (yet another five minutes later)
 (more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Feb 29th

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